Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes!

Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:34:46 -0700

Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries.

Thank you, clapping, for being high fives that you keep to...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:34:06 -0700

Thank you, clapping, for being high fives that you keep to yourself.

Thank you, movie trailers, for always alerting me that the film...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:33:15 -0700

Thank you, movie trailers, for always alerting me that the film I’m about to watch takes place “in a world…”

Thank you, goldfish, for teaching me the responsibility for...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:32:33 -0700

Thank you, goldfish, for teaching me the responsibility for caring for… oh wait, you’re dead.

Thank you, Vespas, for being a Harley Davidson’s...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:31:58 -0700

Thank you, Vespas, for being a Harley Davidson’s metro-sexual brother.

Thank you, rumors that say Diddy is dating Kate Upton. You make...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:30:00 -0700

Thank you, rumors that say Diddy is dating Kate Upton. You make a great couple, and an even better celebrity name, D-Kup.

Thank you, blowing out candles on a birthday cake, because...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:28:42 -0700

Thank you, blowing out candles on a birthday cake, because there’s nothing I want to eat more than desert my friends spit on.

Thank you, Anthony Weiner, for considering a run for mayor in...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:27:00 -0700

Thank you, Anthony Weiner, for considering a run for mayor in New York City. I’ve seen your latest poll, which is why I stopped following you on Instagram.

latenightjimmy: Want to win a signed 3D printout of Questlove’s...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:52:13 -0700

latenightjimmy:

Want to win a signed 3D printout of Questlove’s face? Here’s the deal:

Last night, tech expert Joshua Topolsky stopped by the show and brought a MakerBot Replicator 2. It’s a 3D printer that creates real plastic models of the things you scan. One of the awesome printouts Josh made was a bust of Questlove’s face, and because we love our Tumblr followers so much, we’re giving you guys the chance to win it!

All you have to do is reply to this entry in the box below with the phrase “I want to win!” before 4 PM today (April 12, 2013) and you’re entered! Click here to read the rules.

So, who wants to win?

I want to win!

Thank you, souvenirs, for being a warm reminder of a time I...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:03:19 -0700

Thank you, souvenirs, for being a warm reminder of a time I wasted $10 on a souvenirs.

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Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:03:16 -0700

Thank you, “No smoking” signs on airplanes, for...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:02:49 -0700

Thank you, “No smoking” signs on airplanes, for letting me know that my life depends on an aircraft that hasn’t been updated since 1980.

Thank you, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, for being the highest rated...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:02:01 -0700

Thank you, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, for being the highest rated show on TLC. Yeah, TLC, The Learning Channel… that makes sense.

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Mon, 03 Sep 2012 13:01:28 -0700

Thank you, LL Cool J, for restraining a burglar in your house...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 12:58:02 -0700

Thank you, LL Cool J, for restraining a burglar in your house and not knocking him out despite what your mama said.

Thank you, neighbor who pays for wifi and doesn’t set up a...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 10:01:19 -0700

Thank you, neighbor who pays for wifi and doesn’t set up a wifi password, for also paying for my wifi.

Thank you, confetti, for being the most fun and colorful way to...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 10:01:17 -0700

Thank you, confetti, for being the most fun and colorful way to litter.

Thank you, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, for looking like the...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 10:00:51 -0700

Thank you, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, for looking like the Before and After photos in a Just For Men ad.

Thank you, harps, for being like piano guts turned sideways.

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 10:00:28 -0700

Thank you, harps, for being like piano guts turned sideways.

“What do you think of my boots?” “Ug.”

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 10:00:02 -0700

“What do you think of my boots?”

“Ug.”