11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:08am 177 notes

Thank you, peer pressure, for being totally not cool. Unless my friends think it’s cool, then it’s pretty cool I guess.

11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:07am 277 notes

Thank you, emails that say “You have successfully unsubscribed from these emails”, for completely missing the point.

11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:06am 165 notes

Thank you, Oatmeal, for looking like I already ate you before I eat you.

11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:05am 234 notes

Thank you, Red Sox’s first baseman Mike Napoli, for walking around Boston shirtless after the World Series parade, thereby earning your new nickname: Mike Nipoli.

11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:04am 76 notes

Thank you, Pamela Anderson, for running the New York City Marathon for charity, which must have been really hard to do in slow motion.

11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:03am 42 notes

Thank you, New Jersey governor, Chris Christie, for going back for seconds.

11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:03am 33 notes

Thank you, the White House, for sending Joe Biden to visit China, Japan, and South Korea in December. Or as Biden said, “Yes! Epcot!”

11 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:00am 43 notes
Thank you, people already making Thanksgiving Day plans… for helping people like me come up with early excuses to get out of those plans.
~ Jimmy Fallon’s Thank You Notes (via latenightjimmy)
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1 year ago on 14 October 2013 @ 9:40am 469 notes

latenightjimmy:

Thank You Notes 6/21/13

Thank you, pita bread, for being a great combination between wheat and envelopes. 

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1 year ago on 26 June 2013 @ 5:16pm 313 notes