5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:08am 144 notes

Thank you, peer pressure, for being totally not cool. Unless my friends think it’s cool, then it’s pretty cool I guess.

5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:07am 198 notes

Thank you, emails that say “You have successfully unsubscribed from these emails”, for completely missing the point.

5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:06am 121 notes

Thank you, Oatmeal, for looking like I already ate you before I eat you.

5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:05am 181 notes

Thank you, Red Sox’s first baseman Mike Napoli, for walking around Boston shirtless after the World Series parade, thereby earning your new nickname: Mike Nipoli.

5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:04am 36 notes

Thank you, Pamela Anderson, for running the New York City Marathon for charity, which must have been really hard to do in slow motion.

5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:03am 30 notes

Thank you, New Jersey governor, Chris Christie, for going back for seconds.

5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:03am 25 notes

Thank you, the White House, for sending Joe Biden to visit China, Japan, and South Korea in December. Or as Biden said, “Yes! Epcot!”

5 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:00am 37 notes
Thank you, people already making Thanksgiving Day plans… for helping people like me come up with early excuses to get out of those plans.
~ Jimmy Fallon’s Thank You Notes (via latenightjimmy)
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6 months ago on 14 October 2013 @ 9:40am 463 notes

latenightjimmy:

Thank You Notes 6/21/13

Thank you, pita bread, for being a great combination between wheat and envelopes. 

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9 months ago on 26 June 2013 @ 5:16pm 303 notes