8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:08am 166 notes

Thank you, peer pressure, for being totally not cool. Unless my friends think it’s cool, then it’s pretty cool I guess.

8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:07am 238 notes

Thank you, emails that say “You have successfully unsubscribed from these emails”, for completely missing the point.

8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:06am 149 notes

Thank you, Oatmeal, for looking like I already ate you before I eat you.

8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:05am 218 notes

Thank you, Red Sox’s first baseman Mike Napoli, for walking around Boston shirtless after the World Series parade, thereby earning your new nickname: Mike Nipoli.

8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:04am 42 notes

Thank you, Pamela Anderson, for running the New York City Marathon for charity, which must have been really hard to do in slow motion.

8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:03am 38 notes

Thank you, New Jersey governor, Chris Christie, for going back for seconds.

8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:03am 31 notes

Thank you, the White House, for sending Joe Biden to visit China, Japan, and South Korea in December. Or as Biden said, “Yes! Epcot!”

8 months ago on 9 November 2013 @ 10:00am 41 notes
Thank you, people already making Thanksgiving Day plans… for helping people like me come up with early excuses to get out of those plans.
~ Jimmy Fallon’s Thank You Notes (via latenightjimmy)
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9 months ago on 14 October 2013 @ 9:40am 466 notes

latenightjimmy:

Thank You Notes 6/21/13

Thank you, pita bread, for being a great combination between wheat and envelopes. 

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1 year ago on 26 June 2013 @ 5:16pm 303 notes